I got caught

How embarrassing. The kid was in her room, minding her own business, and I was skulking around trying to hide from her. Unfortunately, she had a paper in her room I needed, so I went in. I tried to make it quick, but she caught me. She followed me to my room, sniffing the air.

"Mom, what have you been doing? I can smell it all over you! PICKLE JUICE!!"

I am in trouble now. I have been sucking pickle juice down like I am going to die without it. I swear I am trying to cut down, but, YUUMMMM, my mouth is watering for more.

Sheesh, it's not like it was booze or cigarettes. Just yummy pickle juice!